Don't Drink And Discuss Oral Sex With The Cops (Especially If You Are A Celeb)

I have few words to add to what Sir Charles Barkley himself is reported to have already shared....

At least he was honest, and didn't make up a story about being late for a dance recital or something...

Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"
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Don't Drink and Swim With Crocs

Once again, from our friends down under... (More Australia stories)

A couple crash their car into a pole, and rather than calling a tow truck, they decide to go swimminng in crocodile-infested waters. Luckily for them, the police saved them.

Bonus points for the fact that this event occured in Darwin.
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Australia, again...

Once again (previous posts), they do it a little differently in Australia....


Girl, 12, 'driving drunk in stolen car'

A 12-YEAR-OLD girl has been arrested for allegedly driving a stolen car while drunk in the Northern Territory.

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We've All Been There..

We have all been there. Luckily, we are usually not in handcuffs and in dire need of help from an officer of the law.

This is a classic, but still a great video. It is the reason that both police dash cams and the Internet were made.



The video can be viewed here if you do not see it above.

"This ain't funny!"

No, no it is not.

Yet, it is.....

Who Do You Love?

I actually roomed with this guy for two years in college. Marc tells the world who he really loves (just after Will Ferrell):



If you don't see the youtube.com video above, you can go directly to the video

Pleashhe! Help *hiccup* us!

You know you are drunk when you are too drunk to be rescued from danger...

Coast Guard Deems Teens Too Drunk to Be Rescued, Leaves Them on Cliff Ledge

Rescue teams called out to a group of revellers caught on a cliff ledge were forced to leave them behind because they were so drunk it was too dangerous to bring them to safety.

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Washington State Governor Goes to Bar Without ID, Get's 86ed

Perhaps she should ask legislators to clarify the law. As someone who has worked in the service-industry, and as someone who has worked as a journalist, I know that the letter of the law is what matters, not the spirit.

If Washington law says the place can be fined for not checking IDs, then give this doorman a raise.

Washinton Gov. carded, turned away from Olympia bar

OLYMPIA, Wash. - She has headlined parades, appeared on television and signed legislation.
But all that couldn't get Governor Christine Gregoire into a downtown Olympia bar.

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Don't Drink And Hit Puberty

OK, really, I don't fault the mom in this one. Thirteen-year-old kids are prats. I was when I was 13 -- this kid was too. I hope he learned his lesson:

A 13-YEAR-OLD boy was taken to hospital after police found him suffering from alcohol poisoning on a Dundee street.
The child was discovered being "violently sick" in the Whitfield area on Saturday night following reports made to police of a group of teenagers drinking in the street.
Boy, 13, found drunk in street

This Baby Can Fly! WOOOOHOOO!

Drunk Man Tries To Fill His Car With Jet Fuel

SAN JOSE, Calif. - A drunken man broke into a small airport and tried to fill up his car's gas tank with jet fuel, police said. Police arrested the man, 20, on Sunday night for driving while intoxicated and attempted theft.

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Don't Drink And Watch The 100 Meter Sprint

Don't plan to get drunk in Beijing this summer during the Olympics...

Quote:
Do not let the stifling summer heat tempt you into streaking, do not get drunk nor set off fireworks nor wave "insulting banners".

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Don't drink and fly

Don't drink and fly, then decide that you need some fresh air while at 30,000 feet.

Drunk British passengers force plane to make emergency landing
One passenger told Bavarian Radio: "It was a hell of a scene. One of them was lashing out with a vodka bottle after being refused more booze and the other went to the emergency exit yelling: 'I want some fresh air.'"

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One last day to live ...

if you had one last day to live
and your soul was free from fear

...

would you pray to god or not
get real drunk and cuss a lot
bitch about what you ain't got
or get you something new

Alcohol? Check. Horse? Check. Wait, what......

On more than one occasion, alcohol consumption has been blamed for a man's decision to ride a cow -- it is called beer goggles.

Australians do it a little differently ...

A 27-year-old man has been charged with riding a horse while drunk after motorists complained about his riding skills in heavy traffic in the New South Wales Hunter Valley.

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Mobile BAC Testing Unit To Visit Bar Area In Raleigh, NC

Starting Friday night, Raleigh bar patrons can find out what they would blow on a blood alcohol test if stopped by the cops -- from the safety of the sidewalk.

Alcohol Educators, Inc. will begin providing a new push cart vending service to downtown visitors. The "BLOW THIS" cart will be located in The Glenwood South area on Friday and Saturday nights this weekend from 9:30 p.m. to 2 a.m., weather permitting.

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Dead Drunk

We in the U.S. are catching up to our Eastern European counterparts:

Driver gives new meaning to term dead drunk
Police in Rhode Island say they arrested a man on Wednesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent - the highest recorded in Rhode Island for someone who was not dead.

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Highest BAC ever recorded: Bulgarian man with .914 (A blood-alcohol level of 0.55 is considered potentially fatal.)